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assumption: you would love to somewhere far so you can have your own farm, filled with flowers and stuff

wow how did you GUESS


fungus
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if i may ask! how would you suggest going about picking up knitting?

step 1: learn to cast on

step 2: do your best

step 3: learn to cast off

step 4: wear your monstrosity

to be more specific:

there's a lot of good knitting tutorials on youtube, but what you really need is someone irl who knows how to knit and can keep an eye on you (otherwise you get Me, Who Doesn't Flip At The Ends Of Rows And Has To Mentally Recalculate Patterns) and can answer questions and tell you if you're doing it right. see if there's a knitting group in your area you can go to.

bulky yarn. big needles. it's easier to see what you're doing. they make a kind of needle that's specifically for beginners that the two needles are a different color and i'm not sure why and i'm pretty sure it's the reason i don't flip at the ends of rows now. on the bright side lacework is way easier to visualize

start with a scarf, it's just a big rectangle. if you fuck something up, tie off anything that might end up unravelling (experienced knitters are good for identifying these) and just keep going.

that's how you get my first scarf, which has a place where i added 5 sts and took them off the other side that's perfect for covering the back of my head/neck, and a nose hole so i dont fog up my glasses. and also several loops of yarn hanging off the sides.

also, get on ravelry. lots of fun patterns there, also forums, here's two active ones i found for beginners, plus one of the profile questions is what your favorite curse word is. im milesss!


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3 & 4 for the Picrew ask meme!!

3. Is there something you always add to the picrews of you even though you don't have it in real life? What is it? (supernatural elements, etc).

  • if there are heart eye glasses i almost always use em (rare exception when they dont look good, or when they actually have enough glasses options that i can get something close to my own glasses)

4. Do you have a "signature expression" you make in your picrews? (facial expression, gestures, etc.)

  • ✌️ peace sign emoji baby

fungus
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https://youtu.be/8VQI8jvRrF0

Its a good video i pwomise

uwu........


fungus
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I haven't been on here long, nor have I followed you for long, but you seem nice! I like seeing your posts on my dash.

:,)

<3 ty


fungus
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you want a nice anon eh???? what a coincidence, here i am. it was Extremely fun to bond over dirt with u on the infamous tuesdirt also i understand absolutely Nothing abt the knitting terms u post but i fully support u !!!! also that tiny picture of urself ? its the Cutest and i will protect it with my Life u are a treasured mutual

:,)) thank uu


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