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fearlesseffusivefullofgrace
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emlynlua
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bogwitcharts

Man there was an article in the CBC where hair stylists were trying to tell people not to do DIY cuts during the virus and im just like, what are you the fun police?

The risk is at its lowest right now! If you fuck it up so what! You dont have some important meeting or date or some shit were all inside

Youve got nowhere to be and the hair getting shaggy? Clip that shit

fungus

the only disadvantage of cutting your hair is that if you do it now then you can't do it later

solution: start by finding out just how many weird hairstyles you can do with your current haircut



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gremlin-gal(they/them)
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dace
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posted this
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came downstairs to "help my mom with her hair" and found she had cut it all off and wants to buzz it

unfortunately our razor is a piece of shit so now she's making pasta with absolute disaster hair and 2 bald patches i got before the razor crapped out


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moon
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moon

SOMEONE PLZ GIVE SOME VERY WLW ENERGY HAIRCUTS, I NEED TO CHOP OFF MY HAIRCUT NOW

fungus

FULL BUZZ

SHORT REVERSE MULLET WITH SIDEBURNS - SHORT ON SIDES, MEDIUM ON TOP, LONG IN FRONT OF EARS

THE LAWNMOWER: JUST GRAB CHUNKS AND CHOP THEM OFF AT RANDOM UNTIL EVERYTHING'S SHORT

MOHAWK



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aurenfaie
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aurenfaie

I talk a big game about growing my hair to spite my dad but in reality I hate how it looks and I’m just paralyzed by the fear of having someone touch me for an extended period of time and having to talk about a topic I’ve never discussed in German before in a measurement system I’m shaky at at best

fungus

you could religiously wear hats until it gets past the awkward stage. that's what i did. and then i got an undercut at summer camp.

you could also look up online how to ask for what you want beforehand, and maybe write it down to give to the hair person. or look up pictures to show them.



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